Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all. - Sam Ewing
It's not the hours you put in your work that counts, it's the work you put in the hours. - Sam Ewing
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing
When you feel neglected, think of the female salmon, who lays 3,000,000 eggs but no one remembers her on Mother's Day - Sam Ewing